ImmaRosewithout Thorns
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Thursday, December 18, 2008
Joke of the day!!! BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly Posted by Shermane Ten at 2:21 PM
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