A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is sent to a hospital. While on the operating table, she has a near death experience. During that experience, she sees God and asks Him if this is it. God says no, and explains that she has another 30 years to live. Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, and more. She even has someone come in and change her hair colour. She figures that since she's got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it.S

he walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.

When she arrives in front of God, she complains, "I thought you said I had another 30 years ?"God replies, "I didn't recognize you."